Hello Girlies and Fashionistos,
Last night, was super fab! I was with my fabulous gays of the Turtle Creek Chorale of Dallas, Texas and we had the chance to pop a squat and watch the Oscars. After eating a lot of hot dogs, jambalaya, and sashimi dip; the wine was pouring and I was ready to hit the girls hard.
Michelle Williams in Chanel: Lagerfeld did this dress justice, but Michelle is acting like she just came out of a Montana barnhouse at -50 degrees! Ms. Thing you are at the Oscars. Get excited and loose the pseudo
Hailey Steinfeld in Marchesa…Super age appropriate..I see an up and coming fashion designer in the near future!
The Fantastic: (Nuff said)
Mila Kunis in Elie Saab: Shagarific….I want that dress!
I love you Natalie; but I smell a opportunistic scandal coming along with the choreographer. 1-3 months top. The dude will get a tell all.
Resse Witherspoon in a Nicholas Lindsey Knockoff: Looks like someone’s been taking a look at my 2009 Spring/Summer collection.
Jennifer Hudson in Versace! STUNNING OMG I’M PASSING OUT!!!!!!!!!JNLFNASLFKNLNK!
The Fugly (Hot ass mess)